half or hole?

tonight, i made myself a peanut butter sandwich and my bread had a hole in the middle.  every time i get a piece of bread like this, i am instantly transported back to the kitchen of my childhood home, having a conversation with a family friend who asked me “do you want a half or a hole?”

“a whole!” i said.

so he made me a sandwich with the piece of bread with the hole in it.  i thought it was hilarious.  granted, i think i was about 4 years old.  but it was hilarious.