cranky monkey


wearing this t-shirt makes me feel (paradoxically) quite happy. i found it at the local thrift store outlet (all clothing is $1 a pound) and bought it because the material is so thin and soft and the word and picture made me giggle. now, i like to wear it because it’s comfortable (see first point above), plus, i think it makes me look well-endowed. i especially like to wear it underneath a black scoop neck sweater that only shows the collar and the hem. i can wear it to work because it looks like a perfectly respectable outfit and secretly know that all day i’m wearing a sassy secret.

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fancy dinner

our good friends who just moved took us out to dinner last night to thank us for all of the extra help during the move and to congratulate me on a new job. they wouldn’t tell us where we were going beforehand, but we ended up at delmonico’s–a very swank restaurant. the food was great (i had an elk chop!) but i think i was most impressed with the service. see, i don’t really eat at swank restaurants very often. pretty much never. here are some of the tiny details that made this dining experience different than any i’ve had before.

1. coat check–i’ve seen it on tv, never really done it in real life. very convenient.
2. elk chop–nuff said.
3. a crumb squeegee–after our bread course, the waitress came by and took our plates and then cleared the crumbs off of our table cloth with this cool tool. she cleaned my spot first and i didn’t see the tool and i was pretty sure she had just done some magic. as she did other people’s crumbs, i could see that it was a simple tool about the size of a pencil and shaped like a teeny shelf that she swept the front edge over the tablecloth and then when she picked it up, all the crumbs stayed on her shelf until she deposited them on her serving tray. i was very impressed.
4. complimentary palate-cleansing lemon sorbet between courses when our entrees were a bit slow.
5. clean silverware for each course, no matter how small the course.
6. when my friend and i took the obligatory trip to the restroom, the waitress came by and shook out our napkins (which we’d left wadded up on the table) and folded them up in a fancy roll.
7. cloth-like paper towels imprinted with the restaurant’s logo in the bathroom to dry hands on.
8. dessert “on the house” because our entrees were slow to arrive–i got bananas foster. other folks got an amazing apple crumb cobbler thing with cinnamon ice cream, served in a mini-cast iron skillet, and creme brulee served in a stylish coffee cup with a curvy plate that the cup set into and a few molasses cookies on the plate.

it was pretty cool. and yummy.

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rose is rose

i just love this comic. reading ones in the “love note” series is almost as good as getting my own love note. almost.

i also love the “leave things be tree” series.

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a day of lovliness

tomorrow i begin my new job, so i thought i’d take the whole day to spoil myself just a little bit.

i began the day with a massage to encourage my shoulders to stop hugging my ears. she gave me a choice of music, so i chose john michael talbot’s “come to the quiet”– i haven’t heard the album for years, but it was a family favorite when i was younger.

then, i went with my friend (who is also my massage therapist) to brunch at a delightful cafe on the square downtown. we split a sandwich and got soup and hot drinks to go with our meal. i ordered a mint hot chocolate and when it came to the table, the froth on top was sort of heart shaped. and it tasted delicious!

then, i got my car washed. for me, having a clean car always makes me feel pampered! and here in the north with salty roads, it’s less of a luxury and more of a “really should do this more often.” yay! clean car!

after a trip to the dig-n-save (not really pampering, but i hadn’t had a chance to go this entire break and i have a project in mind–something to do with old, crappy terrycloth towels–any donors?) it was time for my hair appointment. i didn’t really need a haircut, but it was looking kind of sloppy and what with the new job and wanting to pamper myself, i indulged. my favorite hairdresser had told me that her prices were going up the last time i visited her, but instead of going up $8 like i’d thought, they only went up $4. woo hoo!

i had a little more time to while away, so i treated myself to a trip to pop deluxe! a drool-a-riffic store if ever there was one. i had been considering getting a pedicure in addition to my haircut, but i finally decided that i’d rather spend the money on cute stuff. so… i bought myself a tabletop fish pod (like the wall-mounted one, only in a wooden stand that goes on a shelf or whatever) and some funny toothbrush holders (they have suction cups and are shaped like little people) and then went across the street to soap opera and indulged in some small lotiony things.

then i went home and tried to work on a sudoku that i’m stuck on while maryann draped herself across my shoulders.

now, i’m waiting for mr. happy stuff to be ready to go out to eat-we’re having chinese! (my favorite, not so much his)

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mr. happy stuff cracks me up

today’s quote of the week (a la blogapotamus) happened this morning after breakfast. mr. h-s asked me about a pile of items in the living room which i had accepted from my friend as she was packing up all of her worldly belongings to move to a new house (along the lines of, “hey, d’you want this thing? otherwise, i’ll probably throw it away.”). so anyway, mr. happy stuff saw this small pile of things in the living room and asked about them and i explained how i’d happened to inherit them and he said, “and you let her dump all of this on you?” and i started to respond somewhat begrudgingly that i had done just that and he interrupted with the quote of the week (in a high-pitched, sing-songy voice)

“short answer: yes, long answer: yeeessssss…”

he claims he’s said it before and he’s not even sure he’s the first person to have said it, but it was new for me and i giggled for quite awhile. have other people heard this before? is it still funny either way?

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helping a friend

today was the first of five free days between the end of one job and the beginning of another. i spent the entire day helping a friend pack/unpack into a new house (tomorrow is the actual move and i’m guessing i’ll be around for that as well). some people might say this is a terrible way to spend a day off and others might admire my magnanimosity (is that a word?) but really it was a desperate ploy to avoid cleaning my own house. plus, it feels so nice to help a friend. and it truly is easier to work on someone else’s mess than your own. the way i figure it, when you’re dealing with someone else’s mess, what you see is, say, a scattered pile of branches in the laundry room. what she sees is a collection of driftwood that the family collected on a very pleasant vacation to the beach. or, what she might see at my house is a partially shrunken, knobby green wool sweater sitting on the dryer that should be put away somewhere, whereas i see a sweater that i bought in order to shrink it and then cut it up and sew something and then when i washed and dried it, it didn’t really shrink as much as i thought it would and also it got really bulky so it might be too thick to go through the sewing machine and maybe at this point it’s not too small for someone out there to wear, but on the other hand, if i tried to shrink it more, maybe it would eventually get compact enough that i could sew it. so in essence, other people’s messes look like a pile of things, our own piles are layered thick with stories or “yes, but’s” or issues of one kind or another and it’s just so much harder to deal with things when they’re tangled up in issues. so, i’ve escaped cleaning my own house for another day and i have the virtuous feelings that come from helping a friend all day. hooray! now if i could just hire a house elf…

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i got a plug!

thanks, alkelda! :)

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so many happy things…

we got home last night from our trip to the appalacian mountains to visit my family. i had a great time! here is a short list of happy things from the last few days:

–fluffy tapioca pudding
–creamy malt-o-meal
–spending the afternoon with my dad in the shop, building a spool rack
–a rooster whose crow sounds like his batteries are running low
–feeding the sheep
–the road to my parents’ new home that is only wide enough for one car–basically a really long driveway with about 15 houses on it!
–fresh blue-green eggs
–an entertaining christmas pageant
–the traditional around-the-room gift opening–i think i like the process even more than i like the gifts! i know it would drive some people crazy, but i like to see what everyone else got and i like to see their reactions to my gifts. if it’s just a mad chaos of gift opening, that gets lost!
–eggnog
–feeling hidden in the middle of america because we’re so rural
–being with the people who have known me the longest and still like me.

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santa claus is coming to town!

yesterday, on our drive to my parents house, deep in rural kentucky, we passed a buggy. it almost looked amish, until we got closer and saw a head of bouncy white hair topped with a red and white cap. as we passed it, i looked at the driver and realized it was santa! the man himself! standing upright in a black buggy, pulled by a ribbon-bedecked horse! he was driving on a road that could barely be called “two lane,” bordered on one side by the side of a mountain and on the other side by a series of houses that … weren’t necessarily large. it’s nice to know santa comes out this far–he was two days early, so… maybe he has to get a head-start to get all of these houses on the back roads.

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bah

on the first leg of our trip, i noticed lots of colorful christmas light displays. my favorite was large, lighted letters facing the highway that spelled out “ba humbug” [sic] right beside a clunker car decorated with more lights.

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