tonight i traded knock-knock jokes with a three year old. it was a new concept to her and it was pretty funny. a typical example went something like this:<\/p>\n
her: knock-knock
\nme: who’s there?
\nher: banana! hahahahahahhahaha!!!!<\/p>\n
her older sister (5 years old) came over to try them later with me and they went something like this:<\/p>\n
her: knock-knock
\nme: who’s there?
\nher: banana!
\nme: banana who?
\nher: banana silly!
\nme: banana silly who?
\nher: (giggling) banana silly pickles!<\/p>\n
a few years ago for work, i had to search for the best knock-knock jokes i could find. here are a few of my favorites:<\/p>\n
k-k, w’s t?, howie, howie who?, i’m fine, howie you?<\/p>\n
k-k, w’s t?, amnesia, amnesia who?, oh, you have it too?<\/p>\n
and my all-time favorite because it works on every angle is the classic <\/p>\n
knock-knock
\nwho’s there
\nboo!
\nboo who?
\ni didn’t mean to make you cry!<\/p>\n
ok, i actually have another favorite, but i have to tell you in person, so if you see me sometime, ask me for my favorite “you had to be there” knock-knock joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
tonight i traded knock-knock jokes with a three year old. it was a new concept to her and it was pretty funny. a typical example went something like this: her: knock-knock me: who’s there? her: banana! hahahahahahhahaha!!!! her older sister … Continue reading