{"id":471,"date":"2007-04-09T21:49:53","date_gmt":"2007-04-10T02:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayandcarissa.com\/carissa\/blog\/?p=471"},"modified":"2007-04-09T21:49:53","modified_gmt":"2007-04-10T02:49:53","slug":"kids-names-for-pets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"kids&#8217; names for pets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i love it when young children name the family pet.  i once knew a kid whose family had a pet piranha fish that he named &#8220;muffin.&#8221;  more recently, one of my young friends named his new betta fish &#8220;foops the cooker&#8221; and no, it can&#8217;t be shortened to just &#8220;foops.&#8221;  anyone else have any good kid-christened pets?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i love it when young children name the family pet. i once knew a kid whose family had a pet piranha fish that he named &#8220;muffin.&#8221; more recently, one of my young friends named his new betta fish &#8220;foops the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=471\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff-that-makes-me-laugh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}