{"id":391,"date":"2006-10-13T12:46:42","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T17:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayandcarissa.com\/carissa\/blog\/?p=391"},"modified":"2006-10-13T12:46:42","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T17:46:42","slug":"erm-excuse-me-but-your-boob-is-ringing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"erm, excuse me but your boob is ringing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, i went to a meeting for work where we were giving a presentation to some parents of young children.  one of the (grand)parents in attendance was an interesting-looking older woman of asian descent who, despite the cold temperatures outdoors, was wearing flip-flops and short sleeves and not looking like she minded it.  at one point in the meeting, she was talking on a cell phone (which looked somehow anachronistic in her hands) and when she was done, she folded it up and tucked it away&#8211;into her bra.  i had a hard time not giggling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, i went to a meeting for work where we were giving a presentation to some parents of young children. one of the (grand)parents in attendance was an interesting-looking older woman of asian descent who, despite the cold temperatures outdoors, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=391\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff-that-makes-me-laugh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}