{"id":363,"date":"2006-08-23T23:46:29","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T04:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayandcarissa.com\/carissa\/blog\/?p=363"},"modified":"2006-08-23T23:46:29","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T04:46:29","slug":"cheap-avocados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"cheap avocados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, when i went to the local asian\/latino grocery store, i discovered (for the second time this summer) that they had bagged some of the avocados that were on the cusp of way-too-ripe and priced them to sell.  i bought 5 avocados for $1.50 (total, not each).  and they are still mostly good!  this is a wonderful thing to me because i don&#8217;t have to skimp.  i can eat avocado (and in fact, they need to get used soon, so i have to eat avocado) as much as i want.  i can mash up a whole one into guacamole and eat it by myself in one sitting!  (and i have!)  it&#8217;s the good fat!  of course, the corn chips that deliver it to my mouth aren&#8217;t necessarily the good fat, but that&#8217;s another story.  oh the luxury of unlimited avocado!  made even sweeter by the fact that mr. h-s has zero interest in them so they are all for me!  unless you want to share them.  if you come to my house, i&#8217;ll make you a mean bowl of guacamole.  these are such tasty avocados that i don&#8217;t even have to add mayo.  just avocado, a little salsa, some fresh tomatoes and a dash of salt.  that&#8217;s it.  it&#8217;s the best.  i&#8217;m drooling just thinking about it.  it made my pasta salad today taste so much better.  yummers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yesterday, when i went to the local asian\/latino grocery store, i discovered (for the second time this summer) that they had bagged some of the avocados that were on the cusp of way-too-ripe and priced them to sell. i bought &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=363\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-summer","category-yum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}