{"id":188,"date":"2005-12-06T23:01:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T04:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jayandcarissa.com\/carissa\/blog\/?p=188"},"modified":"2005-12-06T23:01:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-07T04:01:24","slug":"salt-on-my-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"salt on my car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>here in the cold cold north there is frequently salt on the road.  which equals salt on my car.  which is not necessarily a happy thing.  but this evening, as i was pumping hard earned cash into my gas tank, i noticed some odd prints in the salt on one of my car doors.  at first, i thought it might have been a coat pocket that brushed past.  then i looked closer and remembered that i had bumped the door shut with my behind earlier in the day.  the print was so clear you could see the stripes from my corduroy pants!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>here in the cold cold north there is frequently salt on the road. which equals salt on my car. which is not necessarily a happy thing. but this evening, as i was pumping hard earned cash into my gas tank, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/?p=188\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff-that-makes-me-laugh","category-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thisishappystuff.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}